I was in the bathroom this morning, putting on make up, complaining about how some days it seemed like it was impossible to make myself look good.
From the bedroom where Andreas was lying I heard "yeah, life sucks some days."
To which I replied, "Phish....right, your life sucks so bad."
Andreas: "It does when I wear sandpaper in my underwear."
Me: "What are you talking about? Why would you put sandpaper in your underwear?"
Andreas: "Some days, it's a welcomed distraction."