I took Lizzy to the vet today.
Let me give you some advice:
If you own an overly excitable dog that is over 100 lbs of solid muscle
it is not wise to attempt to control her in public wearing flip flops
in the rain.
Do you ever remember seeing cartoons where the dog takes
off and the person holding the leash is flopping around
through the air behind?
That was Lizzy and me this morning.