Sheesh, we've all been whining about not having a summer....well now we have one!
You know it's hot when....
...the birds in the park come in "original recipe" or "extra crispy" www.joke-archives.com
...you spill McDonald's coffee on your lap to cool off (Fry - FUTURAMA)
...your kids won't go out to play even when bribed with a new iPod
...you go to the beach in a bikini and don't care who sees
...you start dipping into the kids' college fund for air conditioning bills
You know you're insane when....
...you are outside jogging in this heat!!