A conversation between Andreas and I this evening...
Andreas: We should write a screenplay.
Charlotte: Why?
Andreas: Cuz we’re funny.
Charlotte: Uh…well, what should we write about?
Andreas: I don’t know.
Charlotte: I know! We could take a scene from a big money maker movie and re-enact it with Barbies!
Andreas: Well, I was thinking we could write our own movie.
Charlotte: With Barbies?
Andreas: NO, there would be no Barbies. Unless we made a movie about Gettysburg.
Charlotte: With real people?
Andreas: No, with Barbies.
Later…
Andreas: I got it! There’s this doctor’s office full of people holding their stool samples in little paper bags and everyone is giving this one particular man strange looks.
Charlotte: Why?
Andreas: Cuz when his name is called, you see him get up and walk away holding his stool sample….in a Ziploc bag. (mad laughter)
Yep, you can’t go wrong with poop humor. (at least not in this house)
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