Hanna (my 12 year old) has an assignment due on Thursday, where she is to come up with a personalized license plate suited for a career of her choosing. The group she chose was what she referred to as "caring", nurse, doctor, etc.. They need to be 8 characters or less and be original.
So while Mom, Andreas and I were playing a very looooong game of Skip-Bo, we were playing around with a few ideas (most of which are NOT suited for the 12 year old crowd) and here are the losers:
(be warned, we used no tact whatsoever - so if you lack a sense of humor or do not wish to tarnish your idea that we are mature, angelic adults, please stop reading NOW)
CUT U UP
ASS MAN (Seinfeld)
And one totally unrelated to the health field:
And, an actual plate I've seen:
I SPIT....I bet her dad is proud.
In the end, I think the best choice for Hanna was:
...and she thought so too.