Spiders

I guess I'm going to have to learn to like them, or at least be ok with sharing my house with them because they are EVERYWHERE. I hate to sit on the couch or lay on the bed because I know they are crawling on everything. Laying eggs in my ears at night, crawling in my mouth, in between my toes, in my armpits....I just KNOW IT!!! Just because my name happens to be Charlotte does NOT mean I like spiders! You should see the monster in the corner of my bedroom. He just sits there.....watching me.....waiting for me to go to sleep.....so he can try on my clothes....use my toothbrush.....go through my wallet....I just KNOW IT!!! And no, I'm not being irrational. Shut up.